The Beast is Happy

The beast is evil. How can you not like him when he's this happy?


But why is he so happy...

Because he has a new prime minister. I told him the guy's name is Rudd, and he thought it was great having a fish as PM - if he's a failure, some lucky moggie can eat him.

I guess this explains why he was never impressed with Bush in the US - he has a self-cleaning litter tray already.
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