Whilst going through my backlog of email, I went through the Science table of contents. It included a paper with this title:
Major Australian-Antarctic Plate Reorganization at Hawaiian-Emperor Bend Time
OK, I recognise every word, but don't expect to see them in that order.
On reflection, I think it makes more sense if we assume there's a typo, and "Bend" is actually "Bed". Quite why antipodeans would want to reorganise their china at that time of day I'll let someone else explain. Or if anyone has a better (if not more accurate) interpretation, please tell! Bonus marks if it involves hedgehog pathways.
Reference (for those who care): Whittaker et al. (2007) Science 318: 83-86 DOI: 10.1126/science.1143769